Posted by: michellekoerber | June 23, 2009

SHMUCKS…

Recently my husband wrote a blog entitled, “Rick Koerber Indicted?  Schmucks, Grand Juries, & the Trials Ahead.”  As I have learned how deep and how far the shmuckiness has gone I am compelled to write a little on the subject.  In case anyone reading this doesn’t understand the context…let me lay it out for you briefly.  My husband has been indicted by a federal grand jury and has been charged with “Mail Fraud, Wire Fraud, and Tax Evasion.”  (Is it just me or do those charges sound awfully lame?)  He was arraigned on Friday and is now going through the painfully slow process of awaiting trial.  Yeah, that’s it in a nutshell. :)   So the beauty of the arraignment is that the government has to give you all their shiz…I mean “discovery.”  This would be all the documents they have gathered which they may or may not use as evidence, oh and the interviews they have had with people…people who they may or may not use as witnesses.  What is freaking hilarious is that after they gave all of this to Rick the magistrate instructed him not to talk with any victims or witnesses.  But in the paperwork of the court it is supposed to list those people, and the list is BLANK!  So anyway.  I have been reading some of the oh so lovely comments on the news stories and while part of me wants to answer all of the dumb people, I remind myself that they really are dumb people and speaking to them does no good.  Here’s what I DO want to say.

Rick has interest in many legitimate businesses.  The businesses in question were quite legitimate and there was no ponzi scheme.  It will be proved.  Hearing what some people, who were close with us, people who were business partners, people who are not as dumb as they are acting have said, I am seriously blown away.  They are such lying scumbags!  And what’s worse it’s not even hard to prove it.  So the supposed fraud is that people “invested” money and Rick used other investor’s money to pay the interest.  Well first of all, Founder’s Capital was a private equity fund and no one “invested” in it.  That company was in the business of borrowing and loaning money with the intention of making a profit.  It borrowed and paid interest, and it loaned and made interest.  Example of such things that made money would be um…. Real Estate, businesses, intellectual property, etc.  Those who loaned money to Founder’s knew that.  On a side note: Last time I checked Restaurants don’t just sit in thin air…they sit on REAL PROPERTY!  They are great investments especially if they are doing well and paying lease payments to the owner of the LAND they are located on.  (read the indictment if you are confused.)  There were also very few businesses or people that Founder’s borrowed money from.  Many of these people that are so called “victims” loaned money to someone who may or may not have loaned money to Founder’s.  And because they were supposedly told that their money was going to Founder’s or Rick Koerber they want to blame him for their loss.  How dumb.  Anyway, much of those loans happened to also be backed by assets such as real estate among other things.  How can there possibly be a ponzi scheme when there is a legitimate business with legitimate transactions AND more assets than liabilities???  Several of the businesses that Rick is involved in bought and sold A LOT of real estate over the last few years.  Yes, there were problems with the businesses.  Half of the problem was the people Rick put in charge.  The guy in charge of the property management company did jack crap.  He sat around in his posh office and pretended to run the company.  The people that were in charge of taking care of the properties did jack crap.  One even admits it in an article in City Weekly…..that he was in charge of a bunch of properties but did practically nothing.  Sure Rick made some poor business decisions but that is not criminal.  In my opinion he is most guilty of being too damn nice!  There were many people who did not do what needed to be done and they were not fired and replaced because Rick cared about them.  Regardless, I personally feel like if the government had not started spreading the lie that this was some big fraudlent scheme he could have overcome the poor decisions, fixed things and moved on.  So the REAL victims here are all of the people that were BENEFITTING from Rick’s businesses…whether it was the people making great interest for loaning money to Founder’s, whether it was the people that were occupying homes or whether it was the hundred plus people that had jobs at the companies that were running all of this.  THEY are the victims of the government’s abuse of power.  Rick is no victim here.  He has never professed to be.  He HAS made a pretty big stink about the illegal actions of the state government as they investigated his businesses.  (Read here and here)

Overall for all of the dimwitted idiots who have bad things to say about Rick, there are many many people who have great things to say about him and how his efforts have changed their lives for the better.  I’m sure I will get many nasty comments and emails for this post.  I don’t care.  I think I have read just about all the crap that could possibly be said about Rick, about me, about the businesses.  And yes, I am a fatty, and yes I do look more like his bodyguard than his wife.  But Rick is not the next David Koresh, we are NOT polygamists and I am not brainwashed.  (oh geez I’m already starting to laugh)  Anyway…to all you shmucky shmucks who pretended to be friends: glad to finally know where you really stand and who you really are.

Posted by: michellekoerber | June 16, 2009

My Blankie…

So all of my kids have Little Giraffe Blankies.  They are the softest, sweetest baby blankets in the world.  The Chenille ones rock, the new Luxe ones are even better!  So there came a point when I had to get my own blankie.  I started out with a Forest Green twin size Chenille throw.  Then for Christmas last year I got a Mocha colored Luxe throw.  It is the softest thing in the world!  My point in all of this is that even “grown ups” still need their blankies.  My blankie is soft enough and heavy enough that on those days that I just want to escape from the world and feel protected it does the job.  I love to curl up on the bean bag and pull it over my head and it almost drowns out the kid noise.  It gets all quiet and soft and warm and I am glad I have a blankie.

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Posted by: michellekoerber | December 21, 2008

Ramblings…

Ok so I have not been in the mood to post.  I’m kind of frustrated because I really like the easyness of creating cute blogspot templates, but I really love using wordpress.  So right now I am running 2 blogs…michellekoerber.wordpress and michellekoerber.blogspot.  I am a dork.  I know.

I did manage to get the Christmas tree up…in fact we got more than one up.  They aren’t decorated super cute…but the kids had fun so it’s all good.  I have not however done ANY Christmas shopping.  I have no idea what to get.  I am so not interested in getting stupid toys that will become junk in our house.  I wish I knew how to help toddlers really GET the meaning of Christmas.  It doesn’t help that everything they watch and hear has to do with Santa Clause.  Ugh.  And yet…there is something about “believing” in Santa that is magical.  In the movie “Miracle on 34th street” Santa says to Mrs. Walker, “I am not just a whimsical figure who wears a charming suit and effects a jolly demeanor.  I am a symbol.  I am a symbol of the human ability to be able to supress the selfish and hateful tendencies that rule the major part of our lives.  If you can’t believe…you can’t accept anything on faith.  And you are doomed for a life dominated by doubt.”  I suppose that Christ should be that symbol in Christmas…but like I said…there is something magical about believing in Santa Clause. :)

Here are some pics of our decorating spree:

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And the happy ending…the temper tantrums when I told them we were done and had to go to bed.  Yay!  Merry Christmas!

Posted by: michellekoerber | November 15, 2008

I hate winter!

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Posted by: michellekoerber | October 28, 2008

Another Tag!

Bethany got tagged awhile back…so here are her answers. :)

1. What is something mom always says to you? “no”

2. What makes mom happy? “listening to her.”

3. What makes mom sad? “fighting.”

4. How does your mom make you laugh? “tickle me

5. What was your mom like as a child? “like me!

6. How old is your mom? 16 – (YES!)

7. How tall is your mom? “100 feet”

8. What is her favorite thing to do? “work.”

9. What does your mom do when you’re not around? “go to sleep.”

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? “for being a princess.”

11. What is your mom really good at? “sewing”

12. What is your mom not very good at? “exercising.”  Then she said, “but mom, I can teach you how to exercise!”

13. What does your mom do for her job? “helping writing.”

14. What is your mom’s favorite food? “ice cream!!”

15. What makes you proud of your mom? “me and you watching that movie.” (she was a little distracted by a Shirley Temple movie on the desk)

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? “DW” (From Arthur)

17. What do you and your mom do together? “sew”

18. How are you and your mom the same? “we  have the same dresses.”

19. How are you and your mom different? “I’m wearing a dress today and mom is wearing pants.”

20. How do you know your mom loves you? “because she is happy and proud.”

Posted by: michellekoerber | October 28, 2008

A Day in Life of…

Okay so I saw this on someone else’s blog and thought it was cute so I figured I’d do it.  And besides, she said she tags whoever wants to so there. :)

1. The fridge – we have upstairs and downstairs.  Downstairs is where we hang out…this one is downstairs

This one is the upstairs one.

2. The sink.  Same…upstairs and downstairs.  This is the downstairs one (messy)

This is the upstairs one (pretty and clean)

3. Self Portrait – I’m tired today and not wearing make up.  Not really feeling like smiling either. :S

4. My bed. – Not made…as usual.

5. The toilet.  This is the downstairs one…the one the kids use.  I’m surprised there isn’t poo in there.  (we’re working on the remembering to flush thing!)  PS I hate black toilets!!!

6. My favorite shoes.  These would be my boots that I got last year.  They ACTUALLY fit my feet and my calves.  Love it!

7. What are the kids doing?  Making up crazy crap like pretending to be the wonder pets and making a fly boat!

And baby sleeping peacefully!  YAY!

8. My closet…blah.

9. Places I’d like to go…anywhere where there is no snow.  Arizona comes to mind first!

10. I tag…whoever wants to.  I don’t like to feel obligated by tags…but a couple people come to mind (Wendy, Shay Shay, Karl, etc.)

Posted by: michellekoerber | October 1, 2008

One of those days…

Have I mentioned that my baby climbs now?  Yeah, he walks and climbs.  Which means my little safe haven in the playroom is no longer safe.  Basically I have a long couch and two ottomans that keep him in.  However he has now figured out how to climb over the ottomans.  Which translates that mom no longer has a moment to do anything!  I used to be able to leave all 3 kids in the playroom watching TV while I went and took a quick 5 minute shower.  I used to be able to leave them and run upstairs to get clothes or diapers or food or whatever it was that I needed.  My freedom is gone.  So basically what it boils down to is that on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays my sister comes to help out with stuff and I can get a shower in the mornings.  Tuesdays and Thursdays however I’m not so lucky.  So today was just one of those days.  I knew I needed to go to Costco to pick up diapers and stuff…and decided to go looking like a slob.  And SERIOUSLY I looked awful.  I didn’t get a shower, I no longer have long ponytail hair that looks okay if you haven’t washed it, and I threw on the most comfortable nasty t shirt and jeans I could find.  In fact, I’ll just post a little pic for your viewing throw upishness.

Yeah.  And honestly, I felt about as crappy as I looked.  The kids were pushing all of my buttons this morning and I was tired.  And WOULDN’T YOU KNOW IT (btw this always happens to me) I ran to someone I knew from high school.  I was so embarrased.  Why is that when we meet people we haven’t seen for years and years we want to look our cutest and look all put together?  Funny thing is…I am OBVIOUSLY not all put together.  Anyway.  I can’t decide if I am going to work extra hard at making sure I always look all cute now before leaving the house or if I am just not going to care.

Posted by: michellekoerber | September 21, 2008

Random Thoughts

Okay so I have decided to REALLY work on blogging more often.  It’s a challenge for me because I censor A LOT of what I really think and really want to say.  But Anyway.  First I would like to say…no one should have to wake up before the sun does!  Well, I shouldn’t anyway.  There is something about being awoken when it is still dark that is depressing.  My body says I should still be sleeping when it is dark.  Unfortunately my kids think that 6:30 is wake up time whether or not the sun is awake…which now that it is September (almost October)…it is most definitely NOT!

Second…I cannot believe that the government wants to nationalize everything!  They are using taxpayer money to bail everything out…take it over…for everyone’s good!  I’ve read Atlas Shrugged…I honestly thought that the story was so obvious that it would never really happen in real life.  I’m so dumb!  In case anybody doesn’t get it…I am a CAPITALIST…which means I am for FREEDOM!  I truly believe in the FREE MARKET!  If President Bush and anyone else in the government really believes that bailing things out will fix our economy…they are deceived and deluded!  Argh.  Alright enough of that!

Third.  This is about my cute little girl.  Lest you be deceived…she is only cute some of the time.  The rest of the time she is a moody crazy psycho child otherwise known as a 3 year old.  So now that the baby can walk and climb over things I cannot leave him safely contained in the playroom anymore while I take a shower.  So I have to wait until the boys go down for naps before I can shower.  However the 2 days out of the week when Bethany isn’t at Pre-school I have to figure out how to keep her busy so she doesn’t get into mischief while I get clean.  So this was my fabulous idea on Tuesday.  I told her she could come in my bathroom and play with my MAKE UP while I took a shower and then we would clean it off when I was done.  She was so excited!  She gets into my make up all the time and gets in trouble for it, and now I was giving her a free pass!  I got out some stuff I don’t use anymore and told her she could do whatever she wanted.  As I took a shower and watched her play she had the cutest smile on her face.  As if she was thinking…this is SO GREAT AND I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE!  So…here is the after picture of her make up experimenting.  And I got to take a nice relaxing shower without worrying about what mess I would find when I got done.

And lastly…I’ve recently become aware that my High School class now has a blog where they are adding links to everyone’s blog.  It has been so fun to read about the lives of the people I went to school with for years and years.  It is fun to see that I am not the only crazy mommy.  It is heartbreaking to see how many of them have lost loved ones!  It is bizarre to see how old their kids are!  It is fun to see that we all have similar challenges and are very human.  I love the blog world!

Posted by: michellekoerber | September 18, 2008

Lovely Mud Pies

This my sweet little Bethany ’splaining how to make mud pies.  This girl LOVES to play in the mud!  Wendy says it grounds her.  (No pun intended ha ha)  I’m trying to not worry about how dirty she is getting and let her just play in the dirt and muddy water while the weather is still warm and she can.  Also I watched the Beckoning of Lovely and felt like this was one lovely thing in the making.

Posted by: michellekoerber | September 2, 2008

I really hate winter!

So now that it is September 1st the crazy weather that defines winter around here has officially showed up! Yesterday it was still summer…the crickets were still chirping and the sprinklers were still running. Today it is freezing cold, the hurricane force winds started, there was hail this morning and there is snow on the mountains. I really hate winter! I hate the wind, the snow, the cold, the drifts, the grayness and the deadness. Winter depresses me. I’m dreading it!

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